Windows 93

Windows 93 was an operating system created by Dr. Led Zeppelin, a Computer Scientist who worked at Microsoft. It was planned to be released in April 1993, hence the name Windows '93. It was written for the Apple i337 series mainframe computers. It was scrapped by Bill Gates, who determined that it was too good, and there would be no reason for it's users to upgrade to Windows 95, which would be released several centuries henceforth.

This pissed off Dr. Zeppelin, who became so enraged that he formed a conspiracy with Sparticus, Tux, and a militant race of Dinosaurs which contrary to public belief, are still living and have formed their own country in southeast Pacific Ocean. Even though Dr. Zeppelin had less soldiers, he had the brilliant Military Commander Dalai Lama, who destroyed Microsoft. It was an epic battle. It seems that Bill Gates was going to beat the forces of Dr. Zeppelin, but he blew his load of soldiers prematurly, making an ass out of himself. This act of stupidity has pissed off many historians that had to write about it, and has been the cause of erectile disfunction and hair loss.

However, before Microsoft was destroyed they released Windows 2000. Windows 2000 was believed to actually be Windows 93 with a new name.

Newer, but suckier versions of Windows have been made. These "new" versions are not made by a Ressurected Microsoft, rather another company called Microshaft. Many people believe Microshaft to be Microsoft.

Steve Ballmer was recently informed about Microshaft and resigned himself to "Fucking kill them". He then ruptured a blood vessel in the 'yelling' portion of his brain, rendering him unable to speak louder than ten decibels.

Links
http://www.windows93.net